We’re about to spill the beans on the funniest Secret Santa gifts out there, perfect for pairing with a thoughtful gift or memorable gift experience. We’ve searched high and low, and we’ve found the perfect presents to have everyone in stitches this Christmas.
We’re here to help you turn the typical yuletide gift exchange into a laughter-filled celebration. So buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into a world of hilarity with our top 20 picks for funny Secret Santa gifts.
Ready for a hilariously unconventional Christmas? Let’s dive in!
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- Boozy Baubles
- Chocolate Sprouts
- A Pooping Unicorn
- Christmas Beard Lights And Tinsel
- Egg Of Thrones Egg Cup
- Shark Attack Bath Bomb
- A Twerk Pong Set
- Crazy Cat Lady Mug
- The Great British Moan Off Game
- Chocolate Chilli Willies
- Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
- Tiny Skeleton Hands Party Game
- Candy Posing Pouch
- Personalized Light When Farts Soy Candle
- Underwater Disco Light
- Boobs Mug
- A Practical Jokes Kit
- Friends Turkey Hoopla Game
- Urinal Shot Glasses
- How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
If they enjoy an after-work tipple, give them a funny gift that will add some festive cheer to their Christmas tree in more ways than one. This set of six boozy baubles come with removable lids and ties. They can fill the baubles with the drink of their choice before hanging them on the tree. There will be a whole new reason to look forward to decking the tree out every year.
Sprouts are probably one of the most contentious items on the traditional Christmas dinner menu. Whether your Secret Santa loves them or hates them, these chocolate sprouts will get them laughing. The sprouts are handmade from good-quality chocolate and they’re coloured green. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when they unwrap your gift!
A Pooping Unicorn
If your recipient loves unicorns and they have a sweet tooth, this pooping unicorn is the perfect gift. Every time you lift its tail, a jellybean pops out of its bottom. The unicorn can be refilled, so the recipient, so there’s no end to the fun (or the snacking).
Christmas Beard Lights And Tinsel
Does your Secret Santa recipient have a lovely, big beard? He’ll be tickled pink by this Christmas beard light and tinsel set. He can well and truly get into the spirit of the season by decorating his beard with red and green tinsel, and with a string of working mini lights. The set also includes small clips to keep the lights in place. It’s an amusing gift, and one that begs to be used!
Egg Of Thrones Egg Cup
If they’re still obsessed with, or have recently discovered, the epic tale of the houses of Westeros, they’ll be only too delighted with this Egg of Thrones egg cup as a funny Secret Santa gift. Rather than being a detailed replica of the Iron Throne appearing to be crafted from swords, it looks like forks and spoons were used instead. It’s tongue-in-cheek, and every time the recipient sees the egg cup, they’ll know that Breakfast Is Coming.
Shark Attack Bath Bomb
If your Secret Santa recipient’s sense of humour’s on the darker side, or they’re a film buff and they enjoyed the Jaws movies, they’ll love these Shark Attack bath bombs. The vegan, paraben-free shark head-shaped bombs contain red colouring that looks like fresh blood colouring the water when the fizzing starts. The recipient needn’t worry about being too freaked out – the bombs are fragranced with calming, soothing chamomile essential oil, so they won’t have any nightmares.
A Twerk Pong Set
First came Ping Pong, then came Beer Pong, and there’s Twerk Pong! It’s a fantastically funny Secret Santa gift that has the potential to become a favourite party game. The set includes a Twerk Pong box containing Ping Pong balls that they can strap to their wrist. The point is to twerk the balls out of the box; a feat that requires twerking skills and vigorous moves. They’ll need to empty the box faster than the other players to win the game.
Crazy Cat Lady Mug
Do you need to be the Secret Santa to a cat-fancier or to someone who is well on their way to being a crazy cat lady? Give them a laugh with the gift of a Crazy Cat Lady mug. The base of the white ceramic mug is shaped like a cat’s paw (complete with cute pink pads), and a pink cat’s head silhouette on the side of the mug proudly proclaims its owner to be a Crazy Cat Lady. Now that’s a purrrfectly good gift right there.
The Great British Moan Off Game
Inspired by some of the stranger social behaviours prevalent in the UK, the Great British Moan Off card game is a wonderfully funny Secret Santa gift for anyone who sees the lighter side of our etiquette. The game will present players with all sorts of situations that would make most Brits’ heads spin, such as foreign clothing-optional beaches, delayed trains, sex scenes in TV programs, and making eye contact with strangers on the tube. The biggest moaner wins.
Chocolate Chilli Willies
We never thought we’d write these words, but in the spirit of funny Secret Santa gifts, here goes: Everyone needs chocolate chilli willies in their life. Each box contains 8 chocolate willies. 4 of them are smooth milk chocolate, and the other 4 are flavoured with chilli to get the lucky recipient’s mouth tingling. Perfect for the avid foodie who likes a bit of adventure!
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Unicorn poo isn’t all jellybeans, you know. These Unicorn Poo bath bombs would make a funny Secret Santa gift for someone who wouldn’t enjoy confectionary or turning their bath into a scene from Jaws. Each pack contains 10 rainbow-coloured, raspberry-scented bath bombs that would make anyone want to spend that much more time in the bath.
Tiny Skeleton Hands Party Game
Are you looking for a funny Secret Santa gift for someone who enjoys entertaining friends? Give them a new way to do it with the Tiny Skeleton Hands party game. They’ll need to complete various tasks using a pair of tiny skeleton hands. Two pairs of hands are included with the game, as are Ping Pong balls, plastic cups, dice, and 200 cards featuring tasks to be completed.
Candy Posing Pouch
The cheekiest gifts often are the funniest, and receiving a candy posing pouch from his Secret Santa will have him howling with laughter (how else could anyone respond when they unwrap an edible pair of pants?). If the recipient is a woman, you can purchase a candy thong or bra instead.
Personalized Light When Farts Soy Candle
Often, we find ourselves chuckling at the mere mention of the ‘Personalized Light When Farts Soy Candle,’ an eccentric and humorous Secret Santa gift. This candle isn’t just one of those regular funny secret Santa gifts, it’s the ultimate gag gift that keeps on giving. Imagine the laughter when your friend or coworker opens it, reads the label, and realizes the intent behind this humorous present. We can almost hear the giggles and see the surprised faces now.
With a variety of scents to choose from, it’s both a practical and amusing gift. It’s the perfect blend of humor and thoughtfulness that makes funny Secret Santa gifts for friends and coworkers truly memorable.
Underwater Disco Light
An underwater disco light’s one of the last things anyone expects to receive, but that doesn’t mean one won’t be waiting under the tree for them! This LED underwater disco light from Oliver Bonas is battery-operated and it’s waterproof. Thanks to its multi-coloured psychedelic light projections, bath-time will never be the same again. It’s a giggle-inducing gift for clubbers past and present.
There’s nothing wrong with being a little immature when it comes to funny Secret Santa gifts; in fact, it’s expected. This Boobs Mug looks like the doodles you’d see scrawled at bus stops, behind the doors in public restrooms, or a teenager’s school workbook. If they thought Banksy’s stuff was unexpected, wait until they unwrap this mug.
A Practical Jokes Kit
If you need to purchase a funny Secret Santa gift for someone who is a perpetual practical joker, why not give them a few more items for their arsenal? This Practical Jokes kit includes a few old favourites as well as items with a more modern look and feel. There’s a good, old-fashioned whoopee cushion, a selfie splash-phone, fake parking tickets, fake scratch cards, and a fake tongue. As much as they’ll chuckle when they unwrap it, the laughter really will begin when they start putting their new kit to good use.
Friends Turkey Hoopla Game
Are you purchasing a gift for someone who’s reliving the Friends craze of the 90s? Put a smile on their dial with this Friends Turkey Hoopla game inspired by the episode, The One With All The Thanksgivings. In the episode, Monica puts a turkey, sunglasses, and a fez on her head to entertain Chandler. Joey also talks about that time he got a turkey stuck on his head. The game includes a turkey mask, sunglasses, and foam rings.
Urinal Shot Glasses
Continuing on our humorous gift journey, we frequently stumble upon the hilariously unique Urinal Shot Glasses.
Now, we know what you’re thinking – ‘Urinal shot glasses? Really?’ But hear us out! These ceramic creations aren’t just for laughs, they’re also functional, holding 1.5 oz of your favorite holiday cheer.
They’re perfect for breaking the ice at parties, and they’re sure to get a chuckle or two. Plus, they add a whole new level of excitement to drinking games. Imagine the faces of your friends or coworkers as they lift these little urinals to their lips – priceless!
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
If you have a Facebook or Instagram account, you’ve probably seen the Oatmeal’s cartoons. They’re clever, relatable, and wickedly funny. Cartoonist Matthew Inman applies his talents to our relationships with our cats in How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You. The 136-page book is laugh-out-loud funny, and it just might save the life of the cat-fancier who receives it as their Secret Santa gift.
Feeling like some fun? Pick any of these great Christmas gifts and Secret Santa is sure to be the highlight of your Christmas party.
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