60 Of The Best Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas wishes are the best way to spread joy and laughter this season.

Christmas can be quite a hectic time – there are always presents to wrap, food to cook and people to see. But there’s also always time to laugh!

If you’re looking for inspiration for funny Christmas wishes, we’ve got you covered. From the silly sentimental to the happily humourous and the punny, here are our top 60 picks.

Sentimental Christmas Wishes To Make You Smile

1. Christmas is a busy time and sometimes gets quite mad. Relax and make a point of having some fun this year. If you do, things won’t be so bad!
2. Christmas is all about spending time with great people. So make sure that you spend the whole day with me tomorrow.
3. Happy Holiday Season I wish to you all. Meet your goals and have a ball!
4. May the essence of Christmas brighten up your coming year with dazzling smiles and warm hugs. May you be blessed with a lot of reasons to smile and laugh so that you can make it a jubilant year for you. Sending you my love and my wishes on this joyful occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!
5. Let us make this Christmas an unforgettable one by swapping gifts that we have always wanted and not being frustrated. Merry Christmas to you all and the very best wishes to your family.
6. Wishing you a Christmas that you can only dream of where you get to sleep tons and wake up to snow, gifts and a huge Christmas tree to inspire your soul.
7. At Christmas, let us make all people around us smile as Christmas is after all about spreading joy and smiles. Merry Christmas to you all!
8. Merry Christmas to you my dear. Don’t let this holiday season get wasted with you working. Really do make the most of it by partying your heart out!
9. Wishing a Merry Christmas to you my dear. May the festivities of Christmas make your cheeks sore as you laugh the most on this incredibly special day.
10. Warm greetings on Christmas to you. Wishing you the very best of the festivities, food and celebrations to make this Christmas an unforgettable one.
11. Happy Holidays! May you be able to take part in the events of the Christmas season as opposed to the flu season!
12. Wishing that you hit the jackpot for health, wealth and bliss this holiday season and during the New Year!
13. Holidays can be exhausting if you let them! Ho Ho! Keep calm and really enjoy Christmas!I wish that Santa would fill up your socks with sweets and your wallet with money. Have a nice and warm holiday season! Merry Christmas to you!
14. May your Christmas be crammed with big smiles and festivities and not with a big belly. Merry Christmas!
15. Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by merry elves – and not nasty grinches – this holiday season!
16. Be jolly, be happy and be excited. May your home be crammed with loads of happiness. Merry Christmas.
17. Sending warm greetings of happiness and wealth, peace and harmony…. Wishing you the most amazing time during this holiday season…. May all your aspirations and dreams come true and you are blessed with a fantastic year ahead… Merry Christmas to you.
18. I am sending lots of snuggles and hugs, smiles and happiness to you this Christmas…. May the special magic of Christmas put an end to all the negativities around you and make sure that it is a new and optimistic beginning for you…. Warm wishes to you on Christmas. Merry Xmas my dear.
19. Santa has not sent you a present this Xmas as he is planning to wrap you up as a gift for me… I want to thank him for this wonderful gift on this remarkable festival and I promise him to take good care of you with all my love… Wishing you Merry Christmas my darling.

Cheer-Filled Christmas Wishes

20. May the festive spirit of Christmas brighten up your days with delight and smiles… May you have all the strength to laugh at my terrible jokes and enjoy my hilarious company… With loads of laughter, I wish you a welcoming and fantastic Merry Christmas my friend.
21. I have arranged a long list of wishes for this Christmas and I am sending it to you as you are my Santa and you have the ability to make them all come true… I will eagerly wait for my presents eagerly.
22. May the festival of Christmas bring wonderful and joyful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are bathed with all the gifts you had dreamed of so that you can have a merrier Xmas.
23. At this festive time, I really wish that your life is blessed with happiness and smiles, good humour and tons of laughter to give you a stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas that is blessed with all the joy in the world… May God bless you… Keep on laughing!!!
24. Christmas is cheerier when you have friends to share in the joy and jokes with you… I have you and thank you for this cute and hilarious present…. Sending you lots of love as well as loads of smiles to you with welcoming New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!
25. Hope that you get to drink a lot and eat well during the holiday season. Lose yourself and have a lot more fun. Merry Christmas, my dear!
26. Have a wonderful Christmas. Do allow the clouds of disappointment to hover over you to distract you.

Funny Christmas Wishes Sure To Get A Laugh

27. I’ve never actually decked the halls and I have really no idea what Jingle Bell rock is. However, I hope your Christmas rocks!
28. If I were to redo the “12 Days of Christmas” song, I would most certainly include things such as chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners rather than French hens and turtle doves.
29. Merry Christmas and an extremely happy New Year! I wish you all the very best of food and beer!
30. May your Christmas be as fat, joyful and as plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
31. Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows where you live but I’ll be sure to put in a good word for you, just in case! 
32. May the calories of Christmas evaporate by the New Year. Happy holidays!
33. Merry Christmas! May you get presents that make you happy – and not the fruit cake and horrible Christmas sweaters.
34. I love the Christmas holidays. However, some of the time I could really use a little bit less of “Jingle Bells” and a little bit more of “Silent Night”.
35. Happy Holidays! May there be a lot of sales and coupons everywhere you go to do your Christmas shopping.
36. At this time of year, so many people are concerned about eating too many calories. Therefore, I will happily take any unwanted Christmas cookies.
37. Christmas dinners are the very best. While I might not be the best at cooking, I am very good at eating!
38. His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!
39. OMG! Is Christmas here already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.

Naughty And Nice Funny Christmas Wishes

40. Hoping that your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
41. Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault as I told Santa that you had been good and he died laughing!
42. Merry Christmas! Santa is offering you the gift of a chilly winter – but just for a couple more months!
43. I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, be sure to drink the Red…
44. Hoping you have a 100% awesome Christmas!
45. This year you were not good… You were REALLY FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyful and your holidays brilliant!
46. May Santa always make a stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
47. Throw a snowball at me you’ll be sure that I’ll declare war! Let’s make this Holiday Season the best Christmas for us! Merry Christmas to you!
48. Merry Christmas! May you not lose any boxes in the post this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time as well!)
49. Merry Christmas! May the lines at the shops that you go to be short and may your patience be super long this holiday season!
50. Happy Holidays! May all your twinkly lights be in working order this festive season. I hope your Christmas is bright!

Funny Christmas Puns

51. Don’t let the season give you resting Grinch face.
52. Have a tree-mendous festive season!
53. But wait—this year, there’s myrrh.
54. This is for all the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
55. I love you from head to mistletoe.
56. I hope Santa sleighs and the elves look great too.
57. Have a merry Christmas Claus I said so!
58. This Christmas, treat yo’elf.
59. Time to spruce things up a bit.
60. I heard Yule be home for Christmas.

So there you have it – our top 60 picks for fantastically funny Christmas wishes. If you’re stuck with what to write on a card that you want to give people for the festive season, have a look at our list – inspiration will strike!